Helsingin Sanomat reporters go undercover to investigate Helsinki’s Thai massage parlors in August.
The Helsingin Sanomat team of undercover reporters visited 30 Thai massage parlors in the Helsinki area in August. The dedicated undercover reporters revealed that the masseuses charge between 20 and 25 euros for a massage and that 100% of the parlors offer prostitution. The report came as a shock to the rest of the 6.5 billion inhabitants of planet earth.

The reporters investigated masseuses in the areas of :

Eira (2 separate parlors), Kamppi, Töölö (1 parlor twice a week for 1 month), Hakaniemi, Kallio (16 parlors!), Sörnäinen, Vallila, Ruskeasuo, Malminkartano, Malmi, Herttoniemi, Puotinharju (2 parlors) and Itäkeskus.

Mmm…Massage…Mmmm…

If you are the kind of fox that doesn’t like cowberries, or just suffer from acute soreness and tension, please take note: The locations marked on the map are only approximations. Unless you are a Kallio resident you may need to contact the Thai Embassy to find the exact address of your nearest location.