Lanky Dutchman crowned new champion at the 2007 Asswrestling World Champioships held in Rautalampi, Finland.

The Asswrestling world championships held in Rautalampi on July 6th, 2007 produced an unexpected new champion.

The devoted asswrestling fans were treated to some tasty power moves by the favorite, Finlands Ville “Davo” Vikman early on in the preliminaries. Especially Davo’s come from behind victory in the first round was something truly exceptional. Unfortunately the home fans, widely recognized as “the most loyal fans in all of sport”, were forced to witness their big favorite crash out early in the knock out stages.

As it turns out, despite many of the home favorite’s being in top form it wasn’t to be Finland’s day this time around. A young previously unranked dutchman, “Enzino” wrestled himself to the top of the asswrestling pecking order in a big way.

The blue eyed and baby faced engineer took out the finest the rest of the world had to offer slow and steady, one by one. “The dutchman was very good. His long legs took us all by surprise. The legs were really really long.” Finland’s classy sportsman Davo Vikman analyzed afterwards with a somewhat puzzled look on his face.

Davo Vikman